Uh… This is creepy…

“…TSA said over 8,000 (SuperBowl) stadium vendors, parking lot attendants, shuttle bus drivers, and other transportation professionals received the agency’s First Observer training for detecting and assessing indicators and planning tactics of potential terrorist activities.”

The hot dog guy’s a spy? Officially empowered by DHS? What if I put mayo on my dog? I mean… It’s disgusting to me, but people have been known to do strange things with food (Isn’t it Philly that dips fries in mayo?) Anyway, certain food behaviors could, conceivably, be indicators of something “weird” in this matrix, so… What are we to make of this?  Am I to go through the rest of my life from this point forward afraid to make small talk with the hot dog guy?  What if he just loooooves Obama and I say something snarky about “Our Dear Leader?”

This is seriously, really, indescribably creepy.

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