Global Warming Caused Arab Spring Sayeth Friedman

Oh, dear God.

Below are the bitter fruits of my decision to get out of bed at 2:30 a.m. after inexplicably awakening and staring a the ceiling for a half an hour.  Recklessly, and without a wingman, I read the New York Times editorial page.  I do this for cheap thrills, too often, and it’s far past time I admitted it publicly.

I read the first sentence (below) of Thomas Friedman’s latest polemic, “Kansas and Al Qaeda,” and literally snorted my gulp of coffee through my nose.   I will only share this gem of a first sentence and the last, both jaw-droppingly immune to gravity.  The in-between is too ridiculous to litter my blog, but if your stash of acid has run out, click here and read it for a natural high.

Breathe deep, ’cause God knows, Friedman does.

Kansas and Al Qaeda

By THOMAS L. FRIEDMAN ~ SALINA, Kan. — I’VE spent the last few months filming a Showtime documentary about how climate and environmental stresses helped trigger the Arab awakening.

Got that?  It’s not King Barack being “dismissive and derisive” and deposing Mubarek, who, while deeply, murderously flawed, acted as a firewall between the Muslim world and the destruction of Israel, which, of course, leads to the destruction of peace in the Middle East, which, will naturally lead to World War III, if we’re lucky to get that far…

It’s GLOBAL F*CKING WARMING.

Next, and mercifully, last:

Pluralism, diversity and tolerance were once native plants in the Middle East — the way the polyculture prairie was in the Middle West. Neither ecosystem will be healthy without restoring its diversity.

Has Friedman cracked a history book… like… EVER???????  Did he miss that our Navy, our very N-A-V-Y was birthed because of the (Muslim!) Barbary Pirates?  Jefferson, after having given in to their demand for a bribe for peace, realized – RAPIDLY – that it would never end.  He did this within a couple of years.  We learned this, as a Republic, from a FOUNDER of our Republic, but a couple of CENTURIES later, we’ve got the “paper of record” printing that the Muslim world – who behead people who disagree with them – was once “pluralistic, diverse, and tolerant”?i-dream-of-jeannie-major-nelson-and-jeannie-6737721-1024-768

WHEN???????????

On “I Dream of Jeannie”???????

Oh, Dear God… It’s going to be a long day if it starts this early, this bad…

Break Out the Bell Bottoms, Baby!

Time Magazine, December 1973.  Back then it was The Coming Ice Age.  I remember being in grade school and being scared to death that glaciers were coming down from Canada… It’s all cr-p, and anyone who isn’t concerned with fashion knows it.  Besides which, it’s arrogant as all hell to think that man can move the heavens… Give me a break.  The same narcissism that made Obama transformed Global Warming into “Climate Change.”

And this just in…..
February 14, 2010

Climategate’s Phil Jones Confesses to Climate Fraud

By Marc Sheppard

By now, Phil Jones of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU) should require no introduction, so let’s get right to it.  In a BBC Q&A and corresponding interview released Friday, the discredited Climategate conspirator revealed a number of surprising insights into his true climate beliefs, the most shocking of which was that 20th-century global warming may not have been unprecedented.  As the entire anthropogenic global warming (AGW) theory is predicated on correlation with rising CO2 levels, this first-such confession from an IPCC senior scientist is nothing short of earth-shattering.

Of course, much will be made of Jones’s claim that the refusal to share raw temperature data was partially based on the fact that it “was not well enough organized.” And rightly so, as the very idea that the major datasets CRU released for use in vital anomaly and temperature reconstructions were based on data not “organized” enough to be made public reeks of fraudulent behavior.
See the entire article in The American Thinker here.

MSNBC's Propaganda & I Remember the Coming Ice Age in the 70's… Does anyone on MSNBC?

In my continuing effort to understand why the left thinks like they do, I troll MSNBC’s website looking at clips and reading transcripts and headlines.  I am continually struck by how misleading their coverage is!  They deride Gingrich for saying that Reid was an American citizen, once, and points to that as GOP stupidity on national security.  Ummmm… Gingrich has made dozens of appearances on Fox and gotten Reid’s nationality right every time and more importantly he’s not an elected official in charge of anything… national security or otherwise.  


How about making a substantive, reasoned defense on everything else he said?  No… that would be too hard, and not nearly as satisfying as walking away, sniffing smugly.


Once again the left calls anyone who disagrees with them stupid.  It’s getting to be such a constant tactic it’s becoming cartoonish because it’s so easy to call them on their facts.

The other headline that caught my eye was 2009: Second Warmest Year on Record; End of Warmest Decade.


It’s not until the SIXTH paragraph that the story reveals it was just the temperature for the UNITED STATES ONLY…calculated by NASA…


“Of course, the contiguous 48 states cover only 1.5 percent of the world area, so the U.S. temperature does not affect the global temperature much,’ said Hansen. 


On top of which, even NASA’s data has been called into question in what many of us always knew was a completely bogus “global warming” fad.  Those of us of a certain age remember well the coming ice age in the early 70’s!  These navel-gazing narcissists just can’t temper their enormous egos enough to remember that weather records have been kept for an infintessimally small amount of time on our planet and whatever other data they turn to has been so hopelessly compromised that they it’s laughable to those of us who aren’t so arrogant to believe that we, god-like, can control the heavens…


All one has to do is look at the change in vernacular to know the truth for heaven’s sake:  In one short decade it’s changed from “global warming” to “climate change.”