1. Immune from any case of wrong-doing that, by all rights, should have been brought against him by the bank had he not said it on the floor of the Senate, Durbin calls for a run on Bank of America over the $5 fee his policies led to.

2. Geithner calls for a ‘living will’ so if banks collapse, they can collapse into the arms of the Federal Government.

3. Now, this morning, I hear on from a radio show caller – so I gotta source this – that should a bank collapse, DHS gets to be in the vaults when they open for the post-mortem.

WTF?

That farrrrout knittin’ grandma Frances Fox Piven must be rockin’ out on the prospects of this train of potential hell, huh?