Hello? Enemy 1? Enemy 2? We can only fight 2 wars at once! Call Enemy 3 and you can kill us all and still have the weekend!

Bam-Bam just told the world we’re cutting our military capability to 2 wars at a time.

D’ya think it ever occurred to the smartest man to ever occupy the Oval Office that two of our enemies might have a buddy?  And they might decide it’s a good time to get together?

Hmm?

How stupid is this guy?  Or is he that evil that this is on purpose?

Unbelievable.