Frickin' Global-Cooling-Warming-Change-Disruption!

Can we get a little winter in New England please?

Snow?

A couple of feet?

That stays on the ground more than 12 seconds?

We’ve had one little wiener of a storm and it melted in a day.

If I wanted 50 degrees in January I’d have stayed in San Francisco, dammit!

SNOW!

Thank you.

Rant over.